Happy 2012, everyone! I know there are a lot of people reading this who have a whole lot of legitimate complaints about the state of our local government, but I’m here to tell you It Could Be Worse.
You could be in Pensacola, Florida, where the Council Chair ordered police to remove a priest from a city council meeting for criticizing the council president’s use of procedural rules to limit unflattering public comment at recent council meetings:
Oh wait, I forgot, that sort of shenanigans totally happened to us this year.
Moving on, you could be in Quartzsite, Arizona, where they share Team Clark/Nikolla/Clemence’s view that only certain legally registered voters of a municipality should be allowed to run for local office, which unfortunately led to some questionable disqualifications of otherwise eligible candidates in a recent recall election. They also arrested two citizen speakers at their Town Council meetings this summer. After the arrest video went viral, the council fired the Mayor (what on Earth is their Charter like?!) put the police chief in charge of everything (can a municipality even declare Martial Law?!) and decreed that open meeting laws were suspended. Wow. Clearly this is a municipality we need to emulate by way of Special Legislation.
Of course, you could be living in one of the handful of deeply unfortunate cities in Michigan whose local government was taken away entirely and is now run by a state-appointed “emergency manager” that effectively functions as a municipal dictator. From what I’ve read, it makes gentrification a breeze! Apparently, some cities are just too poor for the privilege of a democratic process. Certainly of interest to some well-paid local professionals: it looks like the State of Michigan has several potential employment opportunities for Municipal Dictators. (Detroit’s days are numbered, you know.)
In other news, thousands of people with political opinions were knocked around, pepper sprayed, and/or shot with tear gas and rubber bullets this year for being a public nuisance in cities across America.
Welcome to 2012. My word, these sure are interesting times.